Archive for December 2009

How to watch Avatar in 3D

Hello there you movie-goers, planning to watch the latest blockbuster movie from James Cameroon on 3D?? Worried bout getting headache for watching 3D for 2 hours 30mins like me?

Apparently, a small number of people and myself tend to shy away from 3D movies because they’re headache-inducing. Why pay so much for effects that make you dizzy and your head explode with chances of spoiling your jiwang time with your bf /gf after the movie? Here’s what you can do to avoid it, or at least reduce the side-effects

The reason we get all those headaches is because we tend to focus on the part of the scene that is out of focus. Look at the example below, a shot at Ridley Scott’s Blade Runner, The guy’s face is out of focus while the shot is focused on the female’s face. We sometimes focus our eyes on the blurred part of the scene because some small details are shown on the background or for some horror movies, that’s where the hantu will appear from.

Focussing on the blurred out-of-focus part is the reason we get headaches from watching 3D. To enjoy Avatar in 3D, train your eyes on the focused part of the picture and forego the blurred background if you don’t wanna leave the cinema holding the wrong girl’s hand. Haha, this is gonna be hard and punishing for me and people who loves to look out for surprises and those who are observant.

MUST FOCUS ON FEMALE ALIEN BODY SAM WORTHINGTON’S FACE

Now who wanna date me watch Avatar in 3D with me? GSC only please.

Adapted from Shadowlocked via Gizmodo

Colour Me Corby

I believe everyone’s life are colorful in their own way. However, how ‘colorful’ one’s life is perceived differently by each individual. Some may probably feel a life spent with helping others to be colorful while some who are dare-devils think that sky diving from a plane then on the way down bounce between the two towers of KLCC then open parachute for a pin-point landing of the butt right at the highest maximum squirt of fountain water in KLCC park. Okay I guess I’m the only one =S

This is how colorful my life is right now/so far both Literally and non-Literally (more like a showcase of my colorful colorful belongings LOL):

 

My handsome ORANGE New Balance 767.

My ORANGE dry fit shirt and BLUE shorts. Yeap, I sometimes wear my pants on my head.

My running gang in 2008 (ignore the medals, everyone got it, no big deal)

These are my running colors. Orange and blue describes my running style hehe. Started running in 2008, got into quite a number 10km race events. Only managed to get a few finisher medals, most of it are given for completing the race except for 1 which I’m particularly proud of, Adidas King of the Road 2008 where only about top 200 finishers got it. However ironically, i failed the qualifying time of 50 minutes (I finished in 58 mins). Crap, now you all know how slow am I. Running/jogging has helped me improve my fitness and provided me with lots of time to do personal reflection. Also not to mention occasional chance to bump into some hot babes in their hot running/gym attire and unfortunately aunties too.

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My sexy Merida Road 903 aka ‘Superman

My RED cheapo china/taiwan helmet

My smelly RED cycling gloves

Interstate 2008 group photo, no ‘color’. (taken from :Borneokia)

Cycling has to be one of my most fulfilling activity I’ve engaged in. It gives you the sense of freedom and independence as you travel kilometres away not to mention the feeling of the wind against your face. My cycling colors seems to be quite identical to Superman’s theme Haw Haw Haw. Not shown here is my butt in tight lycra as hot (in a manly way) as Baroness from G.I Joe, too sexyla dei~. Biggest highlight was in 2008 where I join the PCC Interstate for a 3 day ride from Kajang to Kuantan. Managed to ride the full length of Day 1 and Day 3 but I had to surrender after 50km on Day 2 due to butt sores. I also cycled up Fraser’s Hill, its quite easy actually except for the last 8kms, this was the first time I’ve actually considered crashing the barricade and die in the mountains while riding downhill. Reason? I’m shivering like crazy and my hands hurt so bad holding the brakes that I actually consider dying to relieve the pain. Moving on….

Even the car I drive is RED!!

 

Okay don’t give me that look…..fine I’m lying…here goes

Nice eh? ohh man~ fine fine fine……

I called it ‘My Red Ferrari’.

Hahaha and now something that I would spend time with more than a girlfriend (if I have one)

My GREEN Dell Studio 15

My Dell Studio 15 in its green glory. This baby has been very reliable thus far and has been temaning me playing my games, surfing, doing my work and most importantly writing this fantabulous awesometastic sexy inspiring blog that no one reads.

Now on to something slimy, sticky and squishy

Gatsby Moving Rubber. Theres so much color in my life that even my hair wax is PINK (My hair is still black for now =D )

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is the Nike RED Lace, where Nike pledge 100% profit of these laces for Aids in Africa. For more info Red. I know it looks orange, thanks to the new lightbulb in my room and my white balance setting not enough i guess. Noob photographer.

Last but not least

So Nyuh Shi Dae – Girls Generation

Gee gee gee gee baby baby baby~  my favourite Kpop girls group and boy aren’t they delicious colorful?

However theres 1 important part of my life that is without ‘color’.

My cellphone.

Cell phones have been a necessity in these modern times and cell phones now comes with a big load of features comes in varying styles and of course….color. Let me tell you what phone would be able to ‘color me’.

Samsung Corby S3650

  1. Its striking color plus the retail package comes with two different color jacket enough to colorize your life
  2. Cartoon UI (user interface) will be more interesting than your boring Sony Ericson menus
  3. Touch screen plus its ONE finger zoom feature
  4. 2 mega pixel with panorama shot features
  5. Music player with a smart music search feature
  6. The feature I love the most has to be integrated widgets of social media such as Facebook, Twitter (ho ho ho i can tweet on the move), etc.

Haha these features are so ‘colorful’ that it can replace 10, 000 rainbows, blind the 300 spartans, and make cloudy with a chance of meatball looks like a black and white movie.

So will Nuffnang and Samsung be so kind to complete the ‘colors of my life’ by providing me a chance to win a Samsung Corby?

To conclude this post I give you readers hygiene lessons.

Remember to always use your gloves.

 

I found I could say things with colour and shapes that I couldn't say any other way - things I had no words for.”
Georgia O'Keeffe

S – E – O – U - L

Give me a S , give me a E ahhhhh shut up Jon its already written on your post title. Recently, some of my friends have ‘caught’ on to hallyu (한류) which means Korean wave. The term hallyu was coined by Beijing journalists in 1999 due to the increased popularity of South Korean goods.

Though most of my younger-aged friends got themselves into Korean music by themselves or their peers but several peers of mine got expose to Korean music thanks to me.. YEAP i’m Mr. Muka Tebal. I could still remember the first time i introduce to them some of the celebrities and songs, I kept getting that weird response ‘Jon why u hear all these cacat songs, yerrr the guys all look like girls’ but now they dance to their songs and worship them like teenagers oogling at Robert Pattison and how Pebby licks Hugh Jackman posters. Hahahaha no one appreciates Jon’s contribution hu hu hu~

The purpose of this post is to dedicate my eternal love to Tae Yeon to my fellow friends who are into the K-pop scene because theres a new MV by 2 of the most famous groups in K-pop. Can you guess which group? Most of you should get it right…..

So Nyuh Shi Dae (소녀시대) and Super Junior (슈퍼주니)

*Apparently SM made youtube removed the previous video. Let me know if this got removed too.

Tae yeon is so Awesometastic!!!! Yeap i came out with this word last night out of nowhere. However Deb said it was someone else's but who cares~. Theres so much Tae yeon in this MV, I’m so satisfied, isn’t she cute? I think guy fans of Tae Yeon is gonna kill Siwon while Siwon fans will resort to sending hate mails to Tae Yeon lol considering how crazy Korean fans can be. I find that the scene of Donghae dancing quite dumb and weird seriously, out of nowhere a guy dances like that on the street, dahlah tak match the song (ok my turn to be murdered). I think Seohyun aka Seobaby and kyu hyun has the 2nd best scene (best scene belongs to Tae Yeon) with the mascot and all. Oh yeah! No Tiffany for you Wai Kit!!!

Enjoy you korean addicts……pls do leave your comment and let me know that you agree that Tae Yeon is cute, pretty, adorable, pretty, cute, awesome, fantastic, awesometastic, pretty, cute, cute, cute, cute, cute ,cute, cute ,cute, cute, cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute. CUTE!

My slave aka Xin Yi’s birthday

Although she has been my slave this year I believe I’ve treated her better than any Bolehland ppl treating their household maids. If all Malaysians treat their maids like how I treat Xin Yi, the Indon's wouldn’t wanna Ganyang us hehe. 

Well bravo to Tyrone for organizing a celebration for her with Ann, Leonard, Pebby, Caleb and yours truly at Midvalley. Tyrone, XY and Pebby watched Ninja before dinner while the rest of us guys were helping Ann in getting a running shoe. We went Adidas-NB-Nike-Jusco-Studio R till we found NB 1224 for her at 50% discount. Ann if you’re reading this, you better appreciate our effort and run till you have Megan Fox body by the end of 2010.

Dinner  at Tony Romas……request by the slave.

Isn’t she 1 happy slave?

Dinner was pretty okay and satisfactory. Our Heavyweight Eater Pebby lost his title to the Featherweight Eating Machine Leonard in the 1/2 chicken BBQ contest. A rather surprising feat since Pebby being Pebby eats alot and he didn’t even have his lunch lost to a 60 odd kg eating machine.

 

Pebby lost his title

Tony Romas brought in our cheapo Jusco cake (sorry slave no money-lah) together with a complimentary brownies and ice-cream. Needless to say we were all scooping the brownies + ice cream away.

Ann and slave

 

Caleb just fon kong and join us hahaha sorry its an inside joke ~ I’ll post bout it next time

 

Hungry babes are ugly babes

As i taught the night was over when we parted, a call from Tyrone usually means the night is still young. The slave butt itchy and hormones raging wanna watch The New Moon. I knew someday I have to watch it, so we said yes. At the GSC ticket counter I try to ‘intimidate’ the counter guy for some freebies/discount knowing that tomorrow is GSC MV’s anniversary. He responded with a polite you’re-such-a-cheapskate-customer laugh.

In conclusion, Xin yi is a very demanding slave, she made Tyrone and Pebby watched 2 movies in a day fulamak bankrupt giler Pebby and Tyrone. No wonder her nickname’s Queen Carmen. There goes my night wondering how deceived and naive teenage girls are nowadays oogling at Edward and Jacob. If I got time, I might post my rant review about New Moon. Until then……… 

My faithful slave and servant Queen Carmen will bid you readers farewell this time ~

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